tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32291312661548385152023-11-16T02:41:16.728-08:00Soraya L.Aqui neste blog postarei sobre materias escolares, materias de meio ambiente, saude, etc..sol_lacerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17932396336493301118noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229131266154838515.post-54634737700965510622009-09-30T10:26:00.000-07:002009-09-30T10:26:17.663-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: yellow; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não...</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não respira, quebra carboidratos.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">hipotálamo.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não admira a natureza, analisa o ecossistema.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">neurotransmitida involuntária.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não facilita discussões, catalisa substratos.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">hereditário.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">vocais.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não pensa, faz sinapses.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não toma susto, recebe resposta galvânica </span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não se apaixona, sofre reações químicas.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não faz mudanças, processa evoluções.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Biólogo não falece, tem morte histológica.</span></strong><br />
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</div><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></strong><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">energia.</span></strong><br />
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